Meet the Familiars
Every stitcher needs a circle of support. Some have interns, some have assistants… We have these guys.
Part quality-control committee, part emotional-support gremlins, our team of four-legged “employees” supervises every step of the creative process. They test thread durability (by pulling and chewing on it), perform tension inspections (by walking through spools mid-stitch), and provide constant feedback (usually in the form of loud meows vs. purrs & biscuits). They may not follow instructions, respect boundaries, or understand fabrics at all, but make no mistake: This company would fall apart without them.
Bubba Buford Blue
Chief Cling Officer.
One tooth, infinite opinions. Demands hand-feeding, personal space invasion, and sharing chairs too small for two butts.
Mr. Fischoeder
Head of Hospitality.
Once a shy woodpile ghost, now a indoor cuddly opera singer with zero teeth, a gimpy paw, and endless snack demands.
Miss Spooktober
Chaos Coordinator.
Crawls through machines, photobombs projects, and slinks out of dark corners singing her sultry "cat activation noise".
Evie
Paralegal & Pest Control.
Soft as silk and twice as sweet — unless you’re a mouse, mole, bird, or intellectual property thief. Then you’re doomed.
Jean Gray
Head of Security.
Prowls, patrols, and polices the perimeter. Accepts affection strictly on her terms. Will bite for insubordination.
Coltrane
Prince of Darkness.
A royal floof with impeccable taste and no patience. Graces us with his presence when the mood or the Greebles strike.
Sabrina
Professional Wallflower.
Shy, skittish, and deeply devoted to one human. Loves bird-watching, bath towels, and the occasional treat binge.
Berry & Butters
Neighborhood Freelancers.
They don’t work here. They don’t care. They’re just here for the food (and the fights), much to the dismay of the staff cats.
Forrest Gump
Resident Ghost (Chief Snack Inspector, Retired).
Forever sniffing around from the other side. A loyal spirit with a bottomless stomach and a heart to match.