Meet the Familiars: Butters & Berry
Not technically on the payroll, Berry and Butters are regular visitors who believe The Tell Tale Art exists primarily as a free buffet. They have no interest in embroidery, branding, or company goals — but they will, without fail, show up the moment the food bowls hit the floor. Their contributions to the team are nonexistent at best; highly distracting at worst. Their enthusiasm for both free snacks and territory disputes is unmatched.
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Snacks Demanded
From crunchy treats to slimy squeeze-ups, our familiars beg around the clock.
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Machines Unthreaded
Keyboard interference, fabric testing, and machine sabotage... All in a day’s work.
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Unauthorized Zoomies
Spontaneous hallway sprints and midnight ghost chases logged and counting.
