Meet the Familiar: Bubba Buford Blue (“Bubba”)
Bubba has been here since the beginning, and make no mistake, he believes this is his company. A seasoned supervisor with only one tooth but infinite opinions, Bubba demands to be hand-fed and refuses to sit anywhere except right next to the humans (or preferably on top of them). He disapproves of all cats, all sharing, and most boundaries. When not overseeing embroidery operations from a chair too small for the both of you, he’s busy making sure Mom doesn’t forget who her real favorite is.
"Bubba was my best good friend." ~Forrest Gump
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Snacks Demanded
From crunchy treats to slimy squeeze-ups, our familiars beg around the clock.
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Human Laps Occupied
Quality assurance checks performed daily. Some laps failed by relocating.
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Unsolicited Assistance
Keyboard interference, fabric testing, and machine sabotage... All in a day’s work.