{"product_id":"embroidery-field-of-fvcks","title":"Behold Yon Field Where I Sow Mine Fvcks – Seven Sizes 5 to 12 Inches – Medieval Humor","description":"\u003cp data-start=\"134\" data-end=\"651\"\u003eA timeless agricultural tragedy. “Behold, yon field where I sow mine fvcks — alas, it lieth fallow.” This medieval humor embroidery design features a weary Saxon farmer leaning on his pitchfork, surveying the barren landscape where his patience, enthusiasm, and remaining tolerance once grew. The illustration is intentionally styled after the slightly crooked, expressive doodles found in ancient Saxon manuscripts, with flowing banner ribbons and rustic linework that feel delightfully imperfect.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"653\" data-end=\"902\"\u003eThe included color palette works beautifully on both light and dark fabrics, keeping the character readable while preserving the vintage manuscript feel. Seven sizes between 5 and 12 inches wide. Seven thread colors. Fits 5x7, 6x6, and larger hoops.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"904\" data-end=\"1035\"\u003e\u003cem\u003ePerfect for:\u003c\/em\u003e aprons, tote bags, workshop decor, or any project celebrating the noble medieval art of being completely out of fvcks.\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"the-tell-tale-moon","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":50046511513793,"sku":null,"price":5.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0620\/9349\/2417\/files\/Medieval-v1.jpg?v=1773335008","url":"https:\/\/thetelltaleart.com\/products\/embroidery-field-of-fvcks","provider":"The Tell Tale Art","version":"1.0","type":"link"}